This is the paybackfor all the crap you put your family trough when you were a kid. Come on, admit it, didn't you pull a few fast ones on the old folks? Why don't we all own up to one foolish, bonehead prank we pulled when we were kids? It might make you feel better.
When I was quite small, one of my older brother's friends put me up to shooting my brother with a blank pistol. This was bad enough, but it was actually a real pistol loaded with a blank. For those of you who may not know, a blank pistol has a bore larger than the caliber of the blank. This disipates the force and increases the sound. Loading a blank in a real pistol greatly increases the force of the explosion and drives the paper wad which seals the end of the blank at a high rate of force. Also, the pistol looks very real because it is real. My brothers friend and I knew it was "harmless", but of course my brother did not.
The force of the exlosion made the wad hit him in the chest, and the total experience seemed real to him when I shot him. He actually thought he had been shot. Unjustly for me, my brother chose to beat the crap out of me, but was too chicken to try to beat up his friend. It was the friend who relly deserved the beating, not the dumb little kid.
I learned a lifelong respect for firearms after that little escapade.
Robert