Oh, That kind of Rotisserie!
Just got the new Car and Driver, and there's a fascinating article that discusses the outcome of an ocean going car carrier that rolled nearly onto it's side (70 degrees) during a "ballast dumping" exercise that went terribly wrong. Only one broken leg among the crew, but a salvager was killed during the recovery operation, so I'm not going to crack wise about the incident. Anyway, Mazda ended up scrapping out all 4703, 2007 autos

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Only 68 cars broke loose, but all the rest hung in their tie-downs for almost 3 weeks and a major source of damage was due to battery electrolyte leaking into places where the sun don't shine. Also, the cars were bounced and shaken by the motion of the ocean, and many seals dried out.
I'm certainly not implying that any Alfisti would put their ride on a rotisserie for weeks on end, but my rear bushing project went on for almost 3 months.
I'd love to have such a system. While I do have drive on ramps, any serious work under the car turns into a BFD just getting it up on jack stands!
Cheers