I'm sorry that you just stole everyyone with sensibilities' 30 seconds from their lives, including mine, that we'll will never get back by reading your post. Put everyone on your ignore list please.I'm a bit late to this discussion and so in the interest of brevity (and in the interest of oh-so delicate sensibilities) I'll refrain from my usual vituperations.
I have only two brief comments:
1) This suggestion is one of the silliest ideas I have ever encountered on the bb.
2) Wherever and whenever they appear, the blandishments of self-appointed gatekeepers should always be understood as being self-serving and unhelpful.