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if i am from cali, can i be a ******* for this?

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my last front springs where way to soft,,rate 750 inch/lbs:mad: rated spring, so i bottomed out a few times.:mad:. went to repair my header system today,need some of those wrap around exhaust clamps, sunday, so could not find any...so 4 german hose clamps, 2 soda cans.. and.....it works ok,, lot less noise from there.. going to muffler shop next month to fix better..

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oil spill??? just refilled the steering box , last night..
repair like this.....priceless..:):)
It would insult a ******* to think a Californian aspired to their ranks. We generally believe a ******* moving from Mississippi to California improves the average IQ of both states.
'sides, a ******* woulda used small tomato paste cans as they are heavier metal and almost perfect diameter :)
...hummm... perhapes 'Italian" tomato paste.. would work better?
'sides, a ******* woulda used small tomato paste cans as they are heavier metal and almost perfect diameter :)
Dude! I was just gonna say!
And they work to plug holes in a transaxle when used along with some liquid steel.
my last front springs where way to soft,,rate 750 inch/lbs:mad: rated spring, so i bottomed out a few times.:mad:. went to repair my header system today,need some of those wrap around exhaust clamps, sunday, so could not find any...so 4 german hose clamps, 2 soda cans.. and.....it works ok,, lot less noise from there.. going to muffler shop next month to fix better..
And you were giving advice about springs a couple weeks ago:eek:

Nice!!!
i am running 1150 ich/lbx now.. i made the mistake of getting 'stated rate springs' the front springs are inboard about 40% from the outer lower ball joint. so a 750"/lns spring ,on the alfa would really be,300"/lbs.. with 1150"/lbs , they are on the car.460"/lbs. the spring are also 9.5" tall... i have been driving it this way now for about 7/8 months now.. no bottoming out.. for the spring rate settings go to qa1 shocks.. there is a page ther on how to find act. spring rate on the car.
Early 70s Mountain Dew cans are the best for quality repairs.....
cali67.. i made a mistake on my springs( 1st set) so i posted my mistake, so anyone else would not make the same mistake, after more reserch, i posted my new results.. i stand by my mistake, and fix..if you never fail, you never learn...if you saw/read the post i did on the spring, you will note the math done, per qa1, and othe suspension site.
******* repair

You got to get rid of those fancy German clamps and get some good baling wire, a wire coat hanger, or even a boot lace or two.

This repair will last way to long if you use things like German clamps, what were you thinking? :D
looks like a candidate for There, I Fixed It - ******* Repairs
Ha! I remember back in the late Sixties seeing a Big Healey parked by the curb with about 4 beer cans where the stock mufflers went!
I found the soda cans nowadays to be too thin, so I used a stainless steel coffee cup instead. When the muffler shop was rewelding my system, the shop owner asked if I wanted the clamps and cup back. He said you could probably reuse them for something. I said yup, have to put the clamps back on the water pipes I stole them from. I was already planning to use the stainless for part of a heat shield, after I get around to polishing it up a bit.
That's nothing, back in 'Nam, I once custom fabricated an entire set of, equal length, long tube, headers, using nothing but an crusty old Hookah, three Jewish prostitutes and some badger scrotum...


Okay, so that's not even remotely true, but I just wanted to fit in the rest of you ********.:D
i am running 1150 ich/lbx now.. i made the mistake of getting 'stated rate springs' the front springs are inboard about 40% from the outer lower ball joint. so a 750"/lns spring ,on the alfa would really be,300"/lbs.. with 1150"/lbs , they are on the car.460"/lbs. the spring are also 9.5" tall... i have been driving it this way now for about 7/8 months now.. no bottoming out.. for the spring rate settings go to qa1 shocks.. there is a page ther on how to find act. spring rate on the car.
Got it, it's all very clear to me now. I was wrong for questioning your advice:rolleyes:
it's ok.. sometimes we mis-read stuff here..
Nope, definitely not *******. A true ******* would knock holes in his exhaust on purpose and certainly wouldn't repair them. Boy howdy, Cletus, I betchergot 'nother 50 horsepahr...


Mike Hollinger
Atlanta
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