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When everybody was cursing you on the alfa digest for stealing the mailing list!
F***'em if they can't take a joke.

 

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Jeez guys. I was only screwing around, now I feel bad.

 

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That's not a large screen TV, that's your windshield with the rear end of my car disappearing in the distance.

So I'm a little schizo:

 

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I'd like nothing better! My Eclipse is all go, no show (sorry, no ricer wing or bling bling graphics). She's lowered with Eibach springs, Tokico adjustable shocks, upgraded sway bar and poly bushings and motor mounts. Pretty neutral through the twisties.

Win or lose it would be a helluva lot of fun. A bit far for me though!!

Not nearly as beautiful as my spider, but no ugly duckling either:

 

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So its pick on the jap car, huh? Let me remind you that I'm the only one in this conversation with an Italian name AND I grew up in Brooklyn. Go ahead, keep messin with me! I'm gonna send a coupla my boys out there and teach you guys some manners.

...And it comes in Subie family hauler burgundy. Window treatment not included.

PS
Actually that's an old picture. I now have a winnie the pooh sun shade on the Eclipse too!! (BLING BLING, Yo)

 

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Sumimasen!
If I remember my Nihon Go correctly.

 

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See now you open the door to a guy from Brooklyn when you talk about "Giving a finger".... Do I get to pick the finger!!!

 

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YOU BASTARD!

 

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Simon is THE MAN!
Say it with me General - "Simon is THE MAN!!"

Simon made this BB a reality so that you could frolic in it. Where once there was no AlfaBB now there is. Why? Because Simon made it happen.

You can give anybody else **** and I'll laugh. You mess with Simon and you mess with me.

Don't make me go get my Mickey Mantle autographed Louisville slugger.

Peace, out.

 

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What you missed the General so much that you bumped this thread back to the top???!!!

 

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I started reading this thread from the beginning... AlfaBB nostalgia!

I miss the General. He was an *******, but he was REALLY good at it!