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If you don't understand, you haven't been paying attention:D


With thanks and apologies to Willie Nelson :p
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The hard-headed stranger from western Ohio,
Surfed onto the board last fall.
And in his garage was the fastest black Spider,
Went one thirty-five you’ll recall.
The hard-headed stranger had no brain to think with,
But his fingers were lightnin’ fast.
His threads seemed senseless, his responses thoughtless,
His word, always the last.

Don't answer, don't question.
He's wild and he’s pointless:
He's deridin' an' hidin’ his brain.
Don't fight him, don't spite him;
Just wait till tomorrow,
Maybe he'll not post again.

Long time Alfisti from all the world over,
Explained physics to him.
There’s Dolce, Low Mileage, and Brian Shorey,
BigSwede and PapaJim.
But how could they know that this simple Dave Douglas,
Knew more than they could recall.
For this was the guy from Sharonville Ohio,
Who had seen and done it all.

Don't answer, don't question.
He's wild and he’s pointless:
He's deridin' an' hidin’ his brain.
Don't fight him, don't spite him;
Just wait till tomorrow,
Maybe he'll not post again.

The hard-headed stranger then posted a poll,
Results to show nothing at all.
Didn’t really matter, which way you voted,
In the end the proof was his call.
Feelings that got hurt really don’t matter,
Laughing as he prattled along.
Fired his responses without obvious thinking,
And faster than I wrote this song.

Don't answer, don't question.
He's wild and he’s pointless:
He's deridin' an' hidin’ his brain.
Don't fight him, don't spite him;
Just wait till tomorrow,
Maybe he'll not post again.

The smartest of posters abandoned the thread
Hard-head kept on, of course.
Talkin’ in circles about torque and judging
It to the power of a horse.
This was the tale of the hard-headed stranger,
And if he should pass your way,
Stay out of the path of that speeding black Spider,
And maybe he’ll soon go away.

Don't answer, don't question.
He's wild and he’s pointless:
He's deridin' an' hidin’ his brain.
Don't fight him, don't spite him;
Just wait till tomorrow,
Maybe he'll not post again.
 

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Wow, that might be the best post to the BB this year. I think I'll go fire up the Spider (Ivory, goes about 105mph) and flip the Ipod to "Willie & Family Live". :D
 

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My Spider is red, it only goes 125........

Murry and Enrique have black Spiders, they are REALLY fast!!!

Maybe I need to paint my car..............:D

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