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Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

The one that says IDAHO.
 

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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together.

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my whiskey, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and stuff the gun under the seat... All while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for the Holidays. Thank you for your co-operation and understanding.
 

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I'm a fan of deliberately corny jokes that make situations awkward like the office :D example!

- People always tell me I'm condescending, which means talking down to people. I don't understand why.

:D
 
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