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Jack Straw 04-15-2019 07:59 AM

Caption Contest
 
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Of course it's staged......still funny.:surprise:

Shakey 04-15-2019 11:30 AM

"At first, he thought the flood of blue water meant the washer reservoir had exploded...."

Jack Straw 04-15-2019 11:36 AM

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are........

I'll just declare that the winner.

alfaloco 04-15-2019 11:42 AM

A real honest-to-goodness "Aw Sh* t" moment!

Jack Straw 04-15-2019 11:45 AM

alfaloco, OK you win too, with this how can anyone lose????

gregeast 04-15-2019 02:49 PM

Tony came to believe that two heads are not necessarily better than one...

Mario Romagnoli 04-16-2019 12:51 PM

The abrupt appearance of a chocolate milk-like substance made him suspect a sudden head gasket failure.

Jack Straw 04-16-2019 01:05 PM

I think a finely honed sense of humor is essential to owning an Alfa Romeo and I'd say that quality is in evidence with these responses.

sloppyjoe 04-16-2019 04:24 PM

"it was at that moment that Jennifer realized she had fuc%ed up"

alfaareks 04-17-2019 04:22 AM

"Argh... When am I ever going to get past this piece of human excrement?"

Jim G 04-17-2019 04:31 AM

Awww. Crap!!!

alfaareks 04-17-2019 04:46 AM

"On Alberto's first drive of the season, while admiring his freshly waxed bonnet, his tendency to tailgate had been forgotten."

elsieker 04-17-2019 05:45 AM

Stop!!My husband is still in there!!!

Stevew 04-18-2019 09:33 AM

Oh, the humanity...
 
In an effort to quickly clear the street after staging this humorous photo, Alex inadvertently put his truck in reverse and backed into Fred, tipping both Porta Potties (TM) onto the hapless Spider and driver. Understandably, Fred was not amused and insisted photos of the aftermath be redacted. EPA responded quickly, a crew in HazMat suits arrived, the scene was taped off and the area immediately declared a Superfund Site. Both drivers were taken into custody (Fred was put in a body bag, with provisions for breathing) and unable to make bail, both perpetrators currently languish in Federal Prison facing charges of reckless endangerment, littering, being dumb and whatever else creative prosecutors can conceive.

Sources indicate the Spider was declared a total loss and due to no recovery personnel being willing to approach it, an Elon Musk Signature Model Flame Thrower was employed to burn the car in situ, resulting in charges against the tow truck driver, having failed to file an Environmental Impact Statement prior to lighting up the Spider.

A lesson in unintended consequences, and now you know the rest of the story.


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