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Hi guys. This is an original joke which I recently invented. I would like to get your ratings from 0 to 10. Seriously, here goes

Recently, I went for lunch with my young secretary. She suggested we try out this small pizzeria newly opened close-by. We eventually got seated and we both ordered their specialty pizza. I found the pizza and especially the dough very good. I told my secretary that. She eagerly explained that the owners brought the leaven from Italy and that the original leaven was a family secret which was handed down from generation to generation for over 103 years. Curious me, I asked how she managed to bring the leaven from Italy. Well, she exclaimed, they had to take special precautions, you know, because the leaven is a live orgasm.

So what you think? Cheers, James
IMO, not very funny in times of autocorrect and Google translate -- I didn't even chuckle.

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Hi guys. This is an original joke which I recently invented. I would like to get your ratings from 0 to 10. Seriously, here goes



Recently, I went for lunch with my young secretary. She suggested we try out this small pizzeria newly opened close-by. We eventually got seated and we both ordered their specialty pizza. I found the pizza and especially the dough very good. I told my secretary that. She eagerly explained that the owners brought the leaven from Italy and that the original leaven was a family secret which was handed down from generation to generation for over 103 years. Curious me, I asked how she managed to bring the leaven from Italy. Well, she exclaimed, they had to take special precautions, you know, because the leaven is a live orgasm.



So what you think? Cheers, James


Probably have to be a pizza joint owner to get the most out of it. Don’t give up, keep trying, your on the right track.

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Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

The one that says IDAHO.

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Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together.

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my whiskey, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and stuff the gun under the seat... All while trying to put my clothes back on.
It's just too much drama, even for the Holidays. Thank you for your co-operation and understanding.
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I'm a fan of deliberately corny jokes that make situations awkward like the office example!

- People always tell me I'm condescending, which means talking down to people. I don't understand why.

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