Don't want to start a war.
I've done literally everything recommended and in the process I've actually worked out a few problems, like fluctuating fuel pressure. Unfortunately NOTHING has caused my car to run. Short of starting to just wholesale replace everything, I don't know what else to do.
Megasquirt was recommended as a possible option, but I'm also pretty much out of money. So it's either throw in the towel or deep-freeze the car for a year or so while I replenish my funds.
as good as a car can be... briefly.