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caption competition
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Officer: "Where do you two think you are going?"
Rider: "I am just dropping her off in the alley where I picked her up last night."
Officer: "Where are her panties?"
Rider: "I ate them, they were edible."
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10-02-2003, 11:26 AM
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"Don't ride on crack."
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10-02-2003, 11:43 AM
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Gianfranco finds out that hauling arse is probably not a good idea.
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Officer: "Do you know how A$$ . . er fast you were going?"
or
Officer: "My turn to give her a ride!"
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Guy: "Honestly, this bike's so fast that her skirt must've just blown off!"
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10-02-2003, 12:17 PM
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"Smell the magic!"
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10-02-2003, 12:27 PM
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"Alright, OFF the bike, against the wall and spread 'em!
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10-02-2003, 02:23 PM
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10-02-2003, 03:17 PM
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"Why take the buzz, when you could get the thumpa-thumpa?"
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10-02-2003, 04:03 PM
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Did he pull them over because she was not wearing a helmet?
" Alright....where's your helmet?"
( Do I detect a hint of a thong?)
Or:
"Sorry bub, I pulled you over for safety reasons...your rear end looks a little slick and loose... I better inspect it a little closer"
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10-02-2003, 04:13 PM
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Officer:"I pulled you over cuz of the skid mark you left back there."
Rider: "Skidmark! I wasn't driving wrecklessly!"
Officer: "I was talking to your lady friend."
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Anthony Rimicci | 64 Giulia Spider | 65 GTA | 68 GT Jr.
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10-02-2003, 08:54 PM
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Girl "I love crotch rockets officer"
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10-03-2003, 07:21 AM
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Originally posted by italcarguy
Officer:"I pulled you over cuz of the skid mark you left back there."
Rider: "Skidmark! I wasn't driving wrecklessly!"
Officer: "I was talking to your lady friend."
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10-08-2003, 12:17 PM
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Officer: "Pull over!"
Girl: " What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "Hey! Don't get cheeky with me..."
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