Now, can we get back to the "jokes" instead?
Ok. Take your pick:
Dumb Blonde Jokes
Religious figures entering a bar Jokes
Animals in a bar Jokes
Flatulence and general bodily related Jokes
Quotes from stand ups
Political, correct or incorrect
Old people Jokes
Funny lines lifted from movies
People of low intelect Jokes...
Someones gonna get lanced in nearly any joke told.
My grandfather told me a true story about his brother in Chicago.
He and all of his 6 brothers, cousin and friends formed an orchestra. They played dance tunes in speak-easy's, road houses and such. One evening they even played dinner music for Al Capone while he ate a late, after hours, dinner with his group of body guards on guard.
Here's a funny story;
One night they had just set up for an evening at a dance hall. The owner of the Model-T Ford they used to transport the musical intruments and band members left the car at the hall. The cars owner had to leave for another job elsewhere. One of the band members was blind from an accident the previous year. He was the only one left who knew how to drive.
To make a long story a bit shorter, they needed to go across town to get some sheet music they forgot. My great uncle, in his early 20's I'm assuming, had his blind friend operate the controls and drive the Model-T while he instructed him which way to turn and when to brake. It was raining cats and dogs, when they approached an intersection.
A traffic cop stopped them, got on the running boards and said to them, "Take me back to the station house, I need to get my slicker".
My great uncle swallows hard, takes a moment to gather his thoughts and says, "You drive, you know the way better than we do!" And he did.
The joke was that my great uncle was in fear of them both getting a costly moving violation, not that a blind man was driving. The situation was unique and funny to both my great uncle and his friend, a lark in fact.