Be careful what you wish for with the Cubbies, man. I'm coming to you as a Boston Red Sox Fan.... Many people have sold their souls for a Boston World Series win. Well guess what....we won. Now all of those people who said they wanted to see a Red Sox win before they die, are dropping left and right. I'd worry about the guy who brings goats to Wrigley field........
I once went to a restaurant in Wisconsin that had goats on its roof. The roof was slanted and covered in grass. I think they were mountain goats. The place had really good pumpkin pie.
But back to the monkey thing, where could I procure a well trained mechanic monkey? The one I have currently is rather old and starting to look and act like a bad, Honda mechanic. Rather frustrating. Just the other day he confused a fuel pump relay for a turn signal relay and it caused a disaster. Please PM me with more information.
Alex, How do you pronounce your name?
Chasking, the Cubs will win when Daley is no longer mayor. Does that mean you'll be out of a job then too?
So I was telling Stan how long it took me to dig the Black Hole in Alpha Centauri when the idiot changes the subject to sports. He tells me that "although my wife can't wrestle, you should see her box." Now I have no idea what sports have to do with construction.
On a serious note: Speaking of doggies and goats (and other animals too) a good thing (as Martha Stewart puts it) would be a small donation www.Bestfriends.org They house something like 2000 animals, and were the primary agency in helping with the hurricanes in the south.
By the way, what do you call a Volvo powered Elva race car; a Volva?