How to Attract Ubekistani Girls...

[pathung]

TRANSLATION (from Ubekistani language):

"Here's what you do:

One: You shower first.
Two: You brush your hair with the Dackia brand pomade.
Three: You make sure you've got gas in you Alfa's tank.
Fourth: You do the following in front of her house, but don't get THIS close to her front porch, or you'll turn her off, so be careful, and watch this: "

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[Gubi]

Bloody hell. That car is just sick!

Incidentally, I'm thinking that's Sweden.

[pathung]

Swedish? So be it!

[daveydog]

Ya, dis is sounding Scandihoovian, ya...And the car, she's a sounding sweeet, ya! I'm a likeeng da sound off dis car ,ya? Dat dudes rubber on de road is making dis big sound, ya?... Ohhh yaaaaaaa...