TRANSLATION (from Ubekistani language):
"Here's what you do:
One: You shower first.
Two: You brush your hair with the Dackia brand pomade.
Three: You make sure you've got gas in you Alfa's tank.
Fourth: You do the following in front of her house, but don't get THIS close to her front porch, or you'll turn her off, so be careful, and watch this: "
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