I'm with Colin, Pete and Phil. I did a stupid spreadsheet at the start of this exercise that served a great purpose - it made it clear what I was up against. After that - 95% inspiration

Guys, I'm a bean-counter by profession, it don't get more anal than that - but even I recognise that this is an affair of the heart.
Hey, Colin, instead of your mum making cookies, can we meet at the pub?