John, John, John...
Just so you know, I am 5'11" tall and weigh about 270lbs. My arms are about the size of a 5-ton truck driveshaft, and my legs make some trees shy. I played football and hockey and I was the Captain of the wrestling team. I was trained to do stuff you never want to have to do by the military, and was a 'rubber boat' guy in Cambodia. I had three sons with whom I wrestled pretty consistently, was edu-me-cated by Jesuit Priests, have an IQ of 145 (last time I was tested) and was a member of the debating team in College. I grew up in Canada, where the men are men and the moose are nervous. I rode Harleys for a few years and I was married to a world-class ***** for over 17 years! And, to top that all off, I helped to get the General banned from the BB!
Of course, I haven't put anybody in the hospital for at least five years...so I guess I'm about due.
Are you sure you wanna tackle with me?
